Day two of our Christmas countdown, and it’s a Caption Competition in which you can win a signed copy of Lawrence Dallaglio’s book, Rugby Tales.
Struggling for a Christmas present for someone? Leave a witty caption to this picture below taken from the England Women’s recent victory over New Zealand, and the funniest entry will win the book.
The competition will close on Friday December 11th, and it’s one entry per person – nothing rude or derogatory please.

England’s ladies beat the All Blacks by sticking it up the Jumper.
Rugby is a game for women with oddly-shaped bottoms.
Miss Black looked on in awe as Miss White took a new approach to pumping up the balls…
What a move, she’s past Gilbert…
Jo McGilchrist is a real star of the future…she eats, sleeps and s***s rugby!
McGilchrist practises for her panto audition with a quick spot of “It’s behind you!”
McGilchrist proves once and for all she actually is a ghost
The ladies’ rugby team’s disdain for balls was apparent
“2 seconds ago I could have sworn I was in the middle of a maul…”
I don’t have a caption at this time but just wanted to say this photo is awesome and the captions already submitted are priceless!