An anonymous source has revealed the All Blacks’ tactics sheet prior to tomorrow’s opening Bledisloe Cup match.
And seeing as The Rugby Blog is completely neutral, here’s a retort for the Aussies:
I met a fairy who granted me one wish. ”I want to live forever,” I said.
”Sorry,” said the fairy, ”but I’m not allowed to grant that type of wish.”
”Fine,” I replied. ”Then I want to die when the All Blacks keep their form from a year out and go on to win the World Cup.”
“You crafty b@stard,” said the fairy.